Things that I cannot stand.

I cannot stand when I can hear somebody chewing and swallowing. / I understand that this can hardly be helped (if you're not chewing with your mouth open!), but it still bothers me. Like, stop chewing so darn loud, and hey! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU SWALLOW. Especially if it's crazy quiet in the room. Oh gosh. No. Just kill me. 

I cannot stand when people talk to me when I am either reading or listening to music (earphones in or out). / Y'know...it's not like I am busy or anything...(note the sarcasm, dummy [yeah, not referring to you all, sweet, sweet readers]). Seriously. One of the worst things that you can do is disrupt me. I am obviously trying to tune you out, yet you feel it's necessary to have a conversation with your mum, your best friend, the pig, and your pet fish. Get out and shut up. Oh! And let me throw you a little disclaimer: I am not responsible for what I say (or what attitude I give) to you when I have my earphones in. I am attempting to tune the world out and you're just messing up the flow. 

I cannot stand when people don't know what not to joke about with me. / I am the type of person that can laugh about anything. Anything. But when someone decides to crack a wise one on something that they know I am a touchy about, or they make a joke (and I laugh) and decide to keep making jokes about it even though they're going too far. Yeah, nope, not cool.

I cannot stand when someone goes to a party with me and doesn't want to dance. / There is this one person that I refuse to go to anymore parties with. She is always, "ewww! why're you dancing like that? let's go stand over there. that's a whorish dance." Oh my gosh! Why did you even come to this party!? [insert expletive] If I want to dance like a slut (which I don't, y'all), then I will. Because, guess what? I'm at a party and I'M GONNA HAVE FUN. 

I cannot stand when females order me to get them something when it's my time of the month (as if I am a-ok), yet when it's theirs, they suddenly are dying. / No. I absolutely REFUSE. Like, you're going to get your bum up and do it yourself. 

I cannot stand when I (or somebody else) tells a joke (that is so easy to get), and it has to be explained to the person the joke was told to. / I...I cannot...

I cannot stand when people judge (i.e. "she is fat!" or "why is she wearing that?") / Okay, first of all, let me start about the weight insults. You. can. shut. the. [expletive]. up. Honestly! Don't worry about how much somebody else weighs! It's their body! They're beautiful whether they are 300 or 100 pounds. Shut your face and worry about what you look like. And, oh yeah, judging in general - what's your point? Hmmmm? It's not your place to judge. Not everybody wants to dress like you, or wear their hair like you. Some people want sleeves (tattoos), while others love piercings. Get over it. Everyone has the right to be different. 

And that, my friends, is seven things that I absolutely, positively cannot stand.  And if, for any reason, you do some of these things...

(But I still love you. :)

Song Choice: 'I'll Sleep When I'm Dead' by Set It Off. Okay, the beginning of this song is creepy (it's a lullaby), but I actually love it (others might not).  This song is really one of my favorites at the moment. It's different...and that equates to awesome for me. :D I think you should give this tune a listen.